Best Game Nobody Played - Bulletstorm - A FPS that in no way took itself serious ended up having a better single player campaign than any other FPS this year. The game even keeps score and it makes you want to go back and replay levels with different weapon set ups just to try to top yourself.
Biggest Waste of Space - Duke Nukem Forever - I went to the midnight launch for this game. Whatever you was doing was better than what I was doing at the time.
This game cheats, look at that, JUST LOOK AT THAT! - Fortune Street - Monopoly on crack where the AI rolls don’t even matter. They might as well just pick a number and move that many spaces. They never land on your property and you always land on theirs. I keep playing anyway.
Biggest Rip Off - Marvel v. Capcom 3 - They released a game twice in the same year and didn’t even let the owners of the first version have the option to update the game with DLC.
Best Story - MORTAL KOMBAT - The best story in any video game this year belongs to a fighting game. Run that in your head for a few minutes.
Best Game I Didn’t Pay For - Infamous 2 - Thanks again to Chris and Alicia for the b’day present.
Game of the Year That’s Not Batman: Arkham City - Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword - The greatest justification for motion gaming ever.